ALWAYS TELL KIDS D TRUTH....
ALWAYS TELL KIDS D TRUTH....
A man was bathing nude @ the beach & a little girl walked up 2 him, so he covered his private part with a newspaper! The little girl says, 'what's under there?'' The man says, A bird:-The girl goes away & the man fell asleep. He wakes up in a hospital & in great pain. A doctor & a policeman were bedside him & the Dr. asked? Do you remember what happened? The man answered," I don't, I was at d beach & I fell asleep after talking 2 a little girl." The policeman says, I asked her what happened? She said:-
"I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird, then it spat at me! ...so I broke its neck, burnt its nest & smashed its two little eggs."
THE man fainted.... lol!
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A man was bathing nude @ the beach & a little girl walked up 2 him, so he covered his private part with a newspaper! The little girl says, 'what's under there?'' The man says, A bird:-The girl goes away & the man fell asleep. He wakes up in a hospital & in great pain. A doctor & a policeman were bedside him & the Dr. asked? Do you remember what happened? The man answered," I don't, I was at d beach & I fell asleep after talking 2 a little girl." The policeman says, I asked her what happened? She said:-
"I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird, then it spat at me! ...so I broke its neck, burnt its nest & smashed its two little eggs."
THE man fainted.... lol!
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
ALWAYS TELL KIDS D TRUTH....
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