Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology VS Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology

Professor was travelling by boat,on their way he asked the sailor 'Do u know Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology? 'NO' said the sailor. Prof got angry and said 'what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy' One hour later the boat started sinking.The sailor looked. @ prof and said' Do u knw Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? 'NO' said the Prof. Well dat means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Mouthology....LOLOLOLOLZZZZ

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